Hold on to you pearls ladies because I have news for you. I haven’t shaved my legs …in years. YEARS PEOPLE! YEARS!
Actually that’s a lie. I’ve probably shaved my legs four times in the past three years. And every time I have I’ve forced every member of my family to feel them. I’ve just put my leg right in my grandmothers face until she tells me I did a good job. Then of course I run around my office showing them off to my coworkers. Look! I shout at them, look at the smoothness of these legs do you know how long this took me? AN HOUR. It’s an event when I shave my legs. After all the work it takes I feel the need to strut around as if I’m a new woman.
Then the hair grows back and my mother sighs when I walk around the house in shorts and she’s made aware again of my long leg hair.
Since I’ve been living the hair life for a couple of years now I just wanted to share with you all a couple of things I am tired of hearing about my legs.
“Ohemgee you have so much leg hair!”
I never know how to respond to this. Sometimes I say thank you, sometimes I say why yes I do have leg hair. But mostly I just want to scream YES I KNOW! DO YOU REALLY THINK IM NOT AWARE OF A THIRD OF MY BODY ITS JUST HAIR ITS NOT THAT SHOCKING!
“So what is this like a feminist thing?”
To that I’ve said um…I don’t think so? I don’t think my leg hair is tearing down the patriarchy or anything, it’s just hair that’s on my legs. Then again maybe it is a feminist thing and I’m rebelling against a society that teaches women they need to be baby smooth and hairless to be considered feminine. Or maybe I’m just lazy and extending my shower by an hour seems like a lot of work.
It’s probably both.
“What happens when you start dating?”
Usually I’d just laugh and be like lolz I’m not dating anytime soon. Which is true BUT I would also never date anyone who had an issue with leg hair. Once again, it’s just hair. Like I’d understand if you thought I was too into Big Brother and Kpop or that I ramble about books with no concern if I’m even being listened to or not but LEG HAIR? If that makes or breaks a relationship well then I’m better off without them.
“lol I’d never let my hair get that long”
GOOD. FOR. YOU. It’s your body. Do what you want with it. I do not give a flying fuck if you shave or not. I mean I get it, I still shave every now and then I’m just not chained down to the idea that anyone HAS to shave.
I mean that’s what it boils down to for me. You shouldn’t be forced to shave your legs to uphold to anyone else’s standards. If not shaving feels right to you then hey join the club. If you must shave and have baby smooth legs then great, I’ll gladly feel your shaved legs if you ask me to. At the end of the day it’s your body, you’re the only person who will ever live in it and the only opinion that matters is your own.
So please let me and my leg hair live in peace. Unless your my mom, I’ll allow you to still sigh at me since you went through the trouble of birthing me. But everyone else? Get over it. It’s just hair.